From the Mind of Slyl
....not sure what we should do...this is confounding...but ill help those villagers hide here......hey...thats a cute...wait..thats not a normal....oh..its the cat that this bar is named after....cute little thing...... orcs....GREAT..... hmm corim is using those stones way to much...good tactic...but its getting overused..... HOLY MASK....hmm...maybe ill use the tactic...its overused but can come in handy...maybe it will...shit..hes going for animosus...nope..not going to work.....oo..he fell...but hes not dead dead.....NOW hes dead......finaly the stupid orcs have gotten out of the darkness....hmm maybe we shouldnt kill them all....and some bald guy is here hitting them...and chasing after the last one.....lol....hmmm good thing i got my manicles
.....really now...shouldnt I be doing the torturing...i mean..IVE been THROUGH it....oh well...hey..DONT KILL HIM YOU MORON....omg..............lalalalala......oh...we are through..ok then i guess ill grant your wish orge....ooo orc blood...seen a lot of that lately...... animoses wants us to drag the bodies away..maybe we could burn them.....ok..i guess it would be a "signal" but it could be just a camping fire..could be a diversion...oh well....not like i really care hehe.....
kalestri asks me and corim to check the church...and says something about a hidden wall....i need to pay more attention when its important..but kalestri doesnt grab my attentiong today i guess...hehe......guess this new guy..pavil...or pavlov..or..p something......damn it...why can i remember all my aliases and my contact names but i cant remember names of people i just met that wont blow my cover.....this is nutty.... well we get into the back garden area..and are attacked by animated hands....really fun...pavlov calls for help..and everyone comes busting in....so much for the "sneaky" option....well eventualy we get into the main part of the church...and corim and I find the hidden door....and it leads us to some nutter Baneite....i stab him and it end up hurting one of the people hes chained to with his belt.....i figure if we break the chains we wont hurt the villagers...so i point that out to whomever is on the stairs......and i get flanking on him and WAM....but he doesnt go down....skippy takes him down...but once again..i got to make sure.....i felt wierd a couple times...not sure....kinda felt like magic.....not sure though...kinda wierd....well kalestri and animoses sneak up....well...move up..and hear some sound coming down from a hall....so they send me...its dark so i can HIDE woo hoo...and i find the orc leader and a baneite talking in COMMON...i dont get this....but man..thats a NICE dagger......mmm...you know...i really would like that..... um..yea i think i need to get back to animoses and kalestri...its only 2 of them..and if we rush in we can make it so that if anyone else tries to get in they can only do it 1 at a time....hehe...i think i have a plan...only problem..is telling them.....HREK
.....really now...shouldnt I be doing the torturing...i mean..IVE been THROUGH it....oh well...hey..DONT KILL HIM YOU MORON....omg..............lalalalala......oh...we are through..ok then i guess ill grant your wish orge....ooo orc blood...seen a lot of that lately...... animoses wants us to drag the bodies away..maybe we could burn them.....ok..i guess it would be a "signal" but it could be just a camping fire..could be a diversion...oh well....not like i really care hehe.....
kalestri asks me and corim to check the church...and says something about a hidden wall....i need to pay more attention when its important..but kalestri doesnt grab my attentiong today i guess...hehe......guess this new guy..pavil...or pavlov..or..p something......damn it...why can i remember all my aliases and my contact names but i cant remember names of people i just met that wont blow my cover.....this is nutty.... well we get into the back garden area..and are attacked by animated hands....really fun...pavlov calls for help..and everyone comes busting in....so much for the "sneaky" option....well eventualy we get into the main part of the church...and corim and I find the hidden door....and it leads us to some nutter Baneite....i stab him and it end up hurting one of the people hes chained to with his belt.....i figure if we break the chains we wont hurt the villagers...so i point that out to whomever is on the stairs......and i get flanking on him and WAM....but he doesnt go down....skippy takes him down...but once again..i got to make sure.....i felt wierd a couple times...not sure....kinda felt like magic.....not sure though...kinda wierd....well kalestri and animoses sneak up....well...move up..and hear some sound coming down from a hall....so they send me...its dark so i can HIDE woo hoo...and i find the orc leader and a baneite talking in COMMON...i dont get this....but man..thats a NICE dagger......mmm...you know...i really would like that..... um..yea i think i need to get back to animoses and kalestri...its only 2 of them..and if we rush in we can make it so that if anyone else tries to get in they can only do it 1 at a time....hehe...i think i have a plan...only problem..is telling them.....HREK
2 Comments:
Thanks for posting, Slyl. Your character's mind must really be racing faster than words can express! We'll start next time with Slyl. He is in a precarious position, n'est pas?
The ideas pour out like h2o from a Decanter of Endless Water! It's cool to look inside Slyl's head (since he won't ever tell us what's on his mind!)
Nice post, Slyl. Pavel enjoys.
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